Best friend getting married? A special birthday to celebrate? Wedding anniversary? I can write you a unique, personalised poem whatever the occasion! I specialise in funny poetry but can cater to pretty much anything you need. All you need to do is tell me as much as you can about the recipent(s) and the occasion and I will do the rest. There really isn't a more unique gift!

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Please include as much information as possible. The more information, the better the poem. Things to include are: Names; occasion; type of poem you require (funny, touching, offensive, etc); any funny stories you would like me to mention.